Things I Want My Daughter To Know: Siblings

You’re going to have one.

Sibling is a fancy word for brother or sister. You and me share a distinct standing as first-born siblings. This means, by birthright, that we are awesome.

Birthright is a fancy word for getting something just for being born. Like being good looking.

As one oldest sibling to a future oldest sibling, let me offer this direction.

Be slow to speak. You’re sibling will likely take the blame.

You will gain great parental diplomacy. This should not be free to siblings.

Always call shotgun first.

When failing to call shotgun first, play the seniority card.

Your clothes will become their clothes. Choose wisely.

Imaginary lines are you friend.

The element of surprise is both priceless and hilarious.

You’re going to be a great big sister. I know it.